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(Source: pdlcomics, via ambiguousintentions)
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Posted 1 hour ago
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what
(Source: pdlcomics, via ambiguousintentions)
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And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
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I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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Oh my, I am crying. I’ve only just done my makeup and now it is all over.
I heard about this before, so I thought I was prepared. But I was not :’)
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i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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